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I saw Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon again last night, and had a bit of a revelation. Chang Chen, Lo in the movie, and myself share a few similarities.
First, and the most startling, is that we have the exact same facial hair pattern! Compare:
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Secondly, we are both Chinese, and Thirdly, we both have some martial arts skill.
I've decided to display my conclusions in the form of a math Theorem.
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Therefore:
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Since:
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Then:
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I realize this is unrealistic, me courting Jen, knowing how bad my Chinese language skills are,
so feel free to insert any hot lady in Jen's place.
Thank you for your time, that is all.
