NEWS BULLETIN:
On Wednesday, 9/27, Clarke Strikes at the Legion. According to the CEO (Chief Ebonics Officer Siko), an evil being known to terrorize Thurston-Classroom known as CLARKE has just struck another blow at the Legion. "It was crazy, man. He just started calling on us!" Clarke first struck at the Chancellor, screaming "What is the derivative of 1+sin(theta)?!!!!" The Chancellor was reported to be "caught off guard" and managed to stammer "Uh, I dunno." Clarke, empowered by his first strike, then called on the BAD ASS Stokes, demanding the derivative of (cos3(X`2+4)). Of course, the BAD ASS was ready and gave the answer required. The infamous Clarke, angered that Stokes had successfully parried his attack, opened a can of whoop-ass, and delivered a devastating homework quiz. CEO Siko, when asked to comment on it, muttered a string of "unintelligible expletives".

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